R (sexual content, drug use); 99 min.
Susan ( Desperately Seeking Susan) Seidelman has spent her AARP-eligible years making movies for that oft-ignored corner of the filmgoing public her AARP-eligible peers. She tries her best to give a little R-rated edge to an audience that is too often served warmed-over mush.
So Boynton Beach Club was a retirement-community romantic comedy that was as frank about sex as any movie Dyan Cannon made in the 70s. And Seidelmans latest, The Hot Flashes, squeezes in a sex scene and plenty of ribald remarks between heaping helpings of formulaic sports-comedy cheese.
Its a Best of Times about menopausal ex-high school basketball players who take on the current crop of state-champ teens in their small Texas town, all in the name of saving the local mammogram-mobile. And the movie is a golden opportunity for actresses who have hit Hollywoods hard-to-employ age to try their hands at Southern-fried wisecracks.
Brooke Shields plays Beth, the housewife who ignores her hot flashes and midlife sweats when she hears that their breast cancer screening program has been defunded. Maybe she can raise the money to save it by getting the team back together.
Brad Hennigs script is a collection of Southernisms papering over a threadbare plot and clichéd characters.
The Hot Flashes thats the teams name plays like a Tyler Perry movie with a white cast. Its broad and low, fitfully funny, with more female-friendly messages and sermonettes than big laughs.
No, these actresses including Virginia Madsen, Wanda Sykes, Daryl Hannah and Camryn Manheim dont work enough and, yes, thats a crime. But R-rated or not, these Hot Flashes dont generate much heat, comical or otherwise.
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Roger Moore, McClatchy-Tribune News Service