If you have a pet that can dance, sing, or perhaps do something a little more unusual like the dog taking another dog for a stroll in the photo above, here's a chance for your pet (and you) to appear on The Late Show With David Letterman.
CBS 11 will hold Stupid Pet Tricks auditions from 10: a.m. to 2 p.m. March 30 at Frank Kent Hyundai at 9000 West Freeway in Fort Worth. There's a lot of Frank Kent in that part of town, so to be clear, it's this one.
The Stupid Pet Tricks link includes a disclaimer, but we'll print it here, too: "To qualify for an audition, a trick must be fun, unique and safe. Animals must perform voluntarily and be treated humanely. All types of animals are welcome. Owners must provide all necessary props or other items necessary for their pets trick. Owners must sign an Appearance Release & Assumption of Risk and Release From Liability in order to participate."