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Show us your tweets: Black Friday edition

Posted 7:23pm on Tuesday, Nov. 27, 2012

We don't think the Steely Dan song Black Friday has anything to do with the holiday-shopping madness that is Black Friday, but to paraphrase a line in the song, Black Friday does make us want to dig ourselves a hole. Judging from these tweets, we're not alone. We're also throwing in some Cyber Monday tweets, and waiting for Steely Dan to release a song with that title.

Would you rather ... go shopping tomorrow or scoop your own eyes out with a grapefruit spoon? #blackfriday


Hey kids. Let's carry the Black Friday spirit with us all holiday season. Next shopper I see at @Target, I will pummel into submission


Hipsters Ironically Smash Urban Outfitters Glass Door During Black Friday Madness bit.ly/QAdjpJ


The name #CyberMonday makes it sound like everyone still uses dial-up modems and IBM desktops.

@DavidSchechter (WFAA/Channel 8 reporter)

Cyber Monday is basically Black Friday for people who are too lazy to put on pants.


OMG #CyberMonday is ending and I think I need to buy everything bc there is never ever in my lifetime going to be a sale ever again ever.

@thecourtneykerr (Courtney Kerr of Bravo's 'Most Eligible Dallas')

After Black Friday, shut up Saturday, regretful Sunday, and Cyber Monday, don't forget about T-Rex Tuesday where you act like a dinosaur.


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